princessskittybot:

when the two characters you ship more than anything stand next to each other in official art

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(Source: you1anna)

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

(Source: nico-diangelcakes)

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

(Source: frankie40hands)

lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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sharksouls:

matt-meowstic:

sinclair-atomos:

sharksouls:

talk dirty to me

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TOO MUCH DIRTY

sorry

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(Source: chalksouls)

dotjpg:

emsuzz:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Welp. it’s only 11:30 and I’m emotionally compromised for the rest of the day. 

Oh God, he put the kitten on his glove!

I swear to god I tear up every time this crosses my dash.

(Source: sizvideos)

s33rofheart:

willfosho:

s33rofheart:

does a qualified white person want to explain to me what the fuck this means?????????????

You see white people hibernate in square formation to protect their crops for winter.

thanks

(Source: ipocrisia)

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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